✗o✗o, Diana

Your perfect match is someone who is witty, outgoing and enjoys life. This person is the life of the party, has a great sense of humor and lights up the room with their smile. They communicate well and have a great connection with friends, family and their co-workers. Everyone is drawn to them and there is that special shine that you see in their eyes that tells you that they don't take one minute of life for granted. This person will sweep you off your feet, tell you exactly how they feel and are not shy to hug or kiss you in public. The top traits they are looking for in a mate is someone who is open to new ideas, is eager to live life to the fullest, will openly adore them and is confident.They love adventure, the outdoors and animals and if they discover you are interested in something, they will love that too! They are keen to get to know you and will quickly fall madly in love you for your personality, your smile and even just the sound of your voice..

Tell me now. How am I to find someone as flawless as the points above?

Gosh.

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Okay, this next one is for Theowee. hah. =D

Incidents at the infamous IMH.

Record III

IMH has an old lady who wears black, carries a black umbrella and squats at the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine. The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her but decided to understand her behavior first.

So, like her, the doctor also wears black and carries a black umbrella, squats beside her everyday. So the days go by...the two of them squatted side-by-side without a single exchange of word.

After one solid month, the old finally broke the silence and asked the doctor :" Errr... excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?"

I know I know! You guys are hating me already for all these lame jokes.